Sunday, January 01, 2006

 

Notes on being irresolute

Today's the day for resolutions, but I've found it easier to keep irresolutions, to stick to my guns and stay the course on certain things I will NOT do in 2006.

1. I will not read Moby Dick. I probably have this blog team's record. I have managed not to read Moby Dick for nearly 67 years. It's been tempting, but I have resisted.

2. I will not play ping pong.

3. I will not get a cockatiel. (Been there. Done that)

4. I will not eat beets, Vienna sausages or tofu.

5. I will not read any self-help books.

6. I will not tell any Alabama jokes. (This one will be hard.)

Comments:
thanks for not telling any alabama jokes. i'm sticking with my only resolution which is to partake of the philly cheese steak thing. i haven't done it yet, but will probably have my resolution accomplished before the end of this month.:)
 
How about Alabama lawyer jokes?
 
you're killing me!
 
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oops i think i'm having a blogging problem. i typed in the letters and it said no try again and then i have a double post. so much for my 2005 blogging progress.:):)
 
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