Saturday, November 26, 2005

 

"Heckofajob" Consultancies, Inc,.

The Queen of Sheba has noted by e-mail that former FEMA Director Michael Brown is now planning his own consulting firm. He plans to offer emergency planning services.

This led me to ponder the possiblity of having my own consulting firm, and after some thought about what I might consult on, I narrowed it down to three

Ballet
Desktop organization
Haute Couture

You are invited to submit your own, and then we can go public and get rich fast.

# posted by Charlotte @ 8:59 AM
Comments:
Computer repair
Aging skin maintenance
Moonflower culture
Impersonating Dorothea Dix
But beware---I'm expensive!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Saturday, November 26, 2005
 
I'll take responsibility for pot roast and baked salmon.
# posted by Blogger SPorcupine : Saturday, November 26, 2005
 
I will be responsible for showing people how to always be on time, understanding football lingo and how to dress your husband like Donald Trump. Sorry, no money back guarantees!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Saturday, November 26, 2005
 
Dancing (references available on request from my daughters).
# posted by Blogger Gruntled : Sunday, November 27, 2005
 
sign me up for singing...no tuned untortured.:)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Sunday, November 27, 2005
 
Finding directions and driving in heavy traffic. I am absolutely as good at those two things as Brown is at disaster relief.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Thursday, December 01, 2005
 
Web page construction
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Thursday, December 01, 2005
 
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